pedo-phil

phil whiteside

Phil is a bad pedo-phil

by sdasdacadasdas December 03, 2018

Phil Mickelson

A professional golfer with "calves like Adonis" and a short game to match

Man did you see Phil Mickelson's flop shot from 1995 Man o man was that a shoit

by March 14, 2021

Phil Collins

An alpha level sex maneuver where you are doing a girl from behind and before you finish you perform the drum solo from "Coming in the Air Tonight" on her cheeks, pull out, and come in the air.

Stacy's body is banging, I think I'm gonna Phil Collins her tonight.

by Amedicaldoctor April 28, 2018

Phil Collins

Phil Collins is a gay faggot and sings like crap!
Especially the Disney songs like tarzan!!!

Kayla: What the hell is this crap!?!?
Matt: Its Phil Collins! Hes hot as don't bag him!
Kayla: Ok this is shit im going to kill you now!!
Matt: Oh no im dead!

by Phil Collins Hater December 01, 2006

phil williams

a guy i know! who sleeps! he likes to talk dirty!

G dont stop, its nice!

by G April 09, 2005

phil aiken

Phil is Clay's cousin. He looks just like Clay, but a little redder and with more auburn-like shade of hair. He is about the goofiest guy ever and laughs in the most obnoxious way possible. He owns his own painting franchise and dedicates half his life to asking people to paint houses.

Phil is also a genius. He understands the meaning of life. He knows nonlinear third order statistics like the back of his hand. He can take the inverse fourier transform of just about any graph he sees.

We all know a few Phil Aiken's. The one I know goes to Johns Hopkins.

1. "Holy shit, you got a perfect score! Are you Phil Aiken?"

2. Yo, that guy looks just like clay! But he's not clay. Is he Phil Aiken?

3. HWAHWAHWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! (phil aiken's laugh)

4. "Those are pretty ambitious plans, but you know we all can't be Phil Aikens."

by Jason Chiang April 29, 2005

Phil Swift

Phil swift; the most divine being in the universe; as soon as you meet him you will want to smash using a flex seal condom

you are so phil swift

by philswiftlover69kkk January 21, 2019