Noun. k-EE-th
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"
by playlunch_ May 12, 2025
Get the Keithmug. At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
Get the Keith Austin Hernandezmug. A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.
by Keith1234567654 August 21, 2018
Get the Keith Smithmug. A guy who was born with the gifts of a singer-songwriter, dancer, rapper, & actor. Behind the talented individual is someone who is lonely and looking for love and paranoid if his friends will be there for him or will they leave a scar on him like the last.
If you want someone to relate to or fall in love with? Find Keith Diamond Jr you'll fall in love with him, as a friend or maybe even more.
by Unknown_12345 February 13, 2019
Get the Keith Diamond Jrmug. Allison keith is the most gorgeous girl ive ever seen.
Her beautiful blue eyes make me melt.
i love you allison!
Her beautiful blue eyes make me melt.
i love you allison!
by TOOTUM POP January 13, 2009
Get the allison keithmug. A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.
by Audon October 9, 2019
Get the Brandon Keith Durhammug. Playboy. He is a goodie two shoes but doesn’t want to get introuble. Only lies when he wants to flex. Doesn’t understand the meaning of the word no
“Hey can we talk?”, asked Keith “ Sorry no I’m busy” “ You do so(insert tea spill right here)” Told Keith
by Unkn0wnus3r May 23, 2021
Get the Keithmug.