by Eva Gonzalez May 6, 2018
Get the eva gonzalezmug. Eva is a person who likes her friends soccer swimming and family. this dude named darien kinda broke her heart THE DAY AFTER HER BIRTHDAY and now she is really sad. all she wants is to forget about him. but she'll be ok. itll be fine. she has her friends to support her and her family. i mean he litterally gave her a coaster for valentines day sooo.... but i mean it was like a nice coaster...
by sadgirl19 April 25, 2023
Get the Evamug. 
A female individual that always has a penis in her schoolbag to write her sad little poems with.
I'm sorry - isek zobbi
I'm sorry - isek zobbi
Dude: yo can we buy a pizza?
Dude 2: Shut the fuck up
Dude: Why? I just want a pizza
Dude 2: I said shut the fuck up, Eva Brannon
Dude: Why did you have to do me like that
Dude 2: Shut the fuck up
Dude: Why? I just want a pizza
Dude 2: I said shut the fuck up, Eva Brannon
Dude: Why did you have to do me like that
by Murerdaw April 11, 2020
Get the Eva Brannonmug. eva is the best person ever. she can be a total bitch at times whether its to you or just some random person but shes someone youll love so easily. eva makes the best best friend. shes so funny and is really confident with herself. eva can hold a grudge but eventually she'll get bored of it and will say sorry and tell you she loves u. you dont want to get on her bad side though cause shell never stop bagging you out. eva is loyal and always sticks up for her friends. eva is someone everyone loves.
I wish Eva was my bestfriend
by kayrg July 26, 2022
Get the Evamug. (pronounced EH-vA) short friend, big personality. this person is the bestest and if you know an eva don't let her do dumb things. ily eva
by hummusandpretzels October 8, 2022
Get the Evamug. reminds me of a choclite bare, she' screams n shouts let it all out, did back flip and yelled " yes daddy plz "
by fart smeller 69 February 4, 2021
Get the Evamug.