crap slap

when a person shits in their hand, and slaps another individual across the face

Hey dude, did you see Janey today?
-Yeah, she got crap slapped. ewww
-Yeah poop all up on her face!

by Conglomo Cikiriyte January 24, 2004

butt crap

incrusted shit in your ass that cannot be scraped out

dude close ur ass theres butt crap speard all up in there

by Rough Trick Jim February 28, 2008

what the crap

an alternative for 'what the fuck'. is more accepted by public, as crap is less offensive than fuck, obviously. 'what the shit' can also be used, as can other variations. eg: 'what the crapper'
'what the shitface'

for internet use: replace 'wtf' with 'wtc'
if people don't know it - send them here.

guy: dude, that lady over there is pretending to be a bird...
girl: what the shitface?!
guy: i know aye, what the crapper is she doing.

by nikkivondee* October 26, 2009

sack of crap

A sack that is full of shit, Sean O' Brien

Me: Sean, you're a big Irish sack of crap
Sean: Fuck you, Daniel.

by DumbWoob May 15, 2004

piece of crap

A thing where one oerson is too freaking scared to say "you piece of shit" so they say "you piece of crap"... they're basically the same thing.

Some Random Dude: Hello crap for crap... you are a piece of crap.

by Tha guy April 24, 2005

rap is crap

A persons opinion.

Nothing more, nothing less.

See Rock is crap Pop is crap Jazz is crap D&B is crap etc. is crap

Rap is crap, oh well i'll listen to whatever i usually like and move on with my life...

by Bean945 August 05, 2006

crap hole

Where poop comes from.

Aww man, that taco i ate earlier burned my crap hole!

by Brockman September 15, 2003