A sexual act in which a man is treated like an electric guitar, his face being the neck of the guitar, and his genitals being the strumming area. Alternatively, a woman could receive a Van Halen in the reverse position, her face being strummed and her netherparts being fingered.
by Dr. Mung May 9, 2004
Get the Van Halenmug. by Breeze ey October 5, 2007
Get the van dykemug. by Dizzle February 25, 2004
Get the Van Bitchmug. Combination of the names of Sarah Palin and her attorney Thomas Van Flein. rhymes with Van Halen.
has three meanings:
(a) someone who engages, (or communicates an intent to do so) in empty threats, legal (threatening to sue someone when there is no legal basis for doing so) or otherwise, in order to intimidate or cajole someone into complying with their wishes.
(b) the act of engaging in this sort of behavior.
(c)doing stupid, crazy-ass stuff in the public eye which only results in further embarrassing the party responsible. emphasis on the combination of being crazy AND stupid and crating a public spectacle.
has three meanings:
(a) someone who engages, (or communicates an intent to do so) in empty threats, legal (threatening to sue someone when there is no legal basis for doing so) or otherwise, in order to intimidate or cajole someone into complying with their wishes.
(b) the act of engaging in this sort of behavior.
(c)doing stupid, crazy-ass stuff in the public eye which only results in further embarrassing the party responsible. emphasis on the combination of being crazy AND stupid and crating a public spectacle.
person1: "did you catch the 4th of July weekend concert by Van Palin?"
person2: "yeah that chick is bat-shit crazy! i haven't seen a Van Palin like that since Tyson bit off part of Hollyfield's ear!"
person2: "yeah that chick is bat-shit crazy! i haven't seen a Van Palin like that since Tyson bit off part of Hollyfield's ear!"
by lober July 5, 2009
Get the van palinmug. by Fstd April 28, 2019
Get the Dingle Vanmug. Van Buren is a small little very famous town from a john Wayne movie aaaaand that's about it. Aside from its stardom in the 60s nothing has ever come out of van buren worth ever mentioning. Van buren is a small racist backwards compatible thinking town of yesteryear with no progressive nature insight (doesnt even have the car insurance). Van buren it the uttermost waste of time,space, and overall well being I've ever seen in arkansas. The police in van buren like to think that they are a huge city (i.e. Chicago, st Louis) but in all reality theres 1 major road through the town which harbours many of the towns accidents from thos who chose to turn left. If you search for ft smith you'll see how shitty that place is bit it will also say "at least we're not van buren". If you love to just piss away 90% of your life and money and have nothing to show for it then van buren is the right place for you and if you like to drink it's perfect for you bc in a town of 20,000 theres not a single gas station, dollar general nor a Walmart that can quench your thirst. All in all van buren arkansas is a watered down more inbred hillbilly version of the days of our lives.
Karen:"Hey let's go to van buren arkansas to see its historic sites"
Anyone else: " well karen hope this was worth it google even said it was a shithole"
"Hey van buren looks like a lovely"
People in van buren: "yeah so does a shotgun barrel as well"
"Why the hell does stuff cost so much in this town"
Van Buren:"as you can tell this is a high class society with the upmost police force in 3 counties"
Citizens of van buren "I just saw a minivan with the top cut off and a piece of plywood behind the driver so they could make the minivan a truck"
Anyone else: " well karen hope this was worth it google even said it was a shithole"
"Hey van buren looks like a lovely"
People in van buren: "yeah so does a shotgun barrel as well"
"Why the hell does stuff cost so much in this town"
Van Buren:"as you can tell this is a high class society with the upmost police force in 3 counties"
Citizens of van buren "I just saw a minivan with the top cut off and a piece of plywood behind the driver so they could make the minivan a truck"
by Jmts90 October 23, 2019
Get the Van Burenmug. Veronica and Van are 2 cute middle schoolers that are super popular yet none of their friends notice that each of them have a big, fat, crush on each other. They are both idiots and don't know that the other has a crush on them, because of that they are too scared to tell anyone about their crushes. Van is a tall, skinny, and typically handsome guy that gets exceptional(Not The Greatest) grades. Veronica on the other hand is an amazingly beautiful and bright woman that makes bff's in a wink of an eye, She's an honor roll student with perfect grades and all the teachers adore her kindness and all the support she gives to others, she can bring out the best in anyone no matter their age, intelligence, wealth, race, Nationality, or how they act. Veronica Has a big crush on Van and thinks about him all the time, in her dreams, in school, anywhere and anytime. Her crush on him gives her faith and hope, she always tries to be herself. Van is pretty much exactly like Veronica except the part about making bff's easily, he has a lot of friends but not as many as Veronica because he takes longer to get friends and they were hard for him to get. They Are The Perfect Couple Yet They Are Both Scared What Everyone Else Will Think Of Their Relationship, will their friends be jealous that their friend got the guy/girl that he/she liked, will they be disgusted by it, what will they think of me asking him/her out?, That's what Veronica and Van always have on their minds.
Veronica and Van are just a cute couple to be trying to try and impress each other. example:"Veronica is so cute today"thinks Van staring at her. "Omg Van is so Hot Why Don't I just ask him out already?"Thinks Veronica gawking obviously but no one notices.
by Valencia Arintina November 26, 2016
Get the veronica and vanmug.