Someone who can locate woman using only his primitive senses and obtain carnal knowledge of them. See Fanny Rat.
by DHomer November 15, 2014
Max sated himself with a large portion of his wife's vag-pie before falling into a deep post-coital slumber.
by rossybaby April 28, 2011
Verb.
Female version of tea-bag. When a girl is playing video games and gets tea bagged, she can retaliate by vag tagging.
Female version of tea-bag. When a girl is playing video games and gets tea bagged, she can retaliate by vag tagging.
John: Man I just got killed by a girl!
Mark: Dude, is she tea bagging you?
John: Nah man its a chick, she's vag tagging me!
Mark: Dude, is she tea bagging you?
John: Nah man its a chick, she's vag tagging me!
by SaucyNuttBugget August 12, 2011
by Dom_344 March 20, 2011
A vagina that is so big, wide, and full of disease that if a man stuck his Mr. Happy in there it would come out glowing. Upon entering the Mordor vag one has the possibility of being trampled by escaping orcs.
Dude, I was with Sylvia last night, total Mordor Vag, I had to go to the clinic to get checked, and i still have bruises from the fleeing orcs.
by GrouchoMarxx February 20, 2014
The act of inserting one or more finger into the female vagina and using the pelvis bone to drag the female. preferable for use on linoleum floor for easy sliding. more fun if she is on the phone with a parent, grandparent or any sort of authority figure. best if bragged about to buds shortly after. greatest vag drag glory can be achieved while drunkenly taking a virginity, and pretending (poorly) to "love her".
granny: what're you up to deary?
hoe (vag draggee): oh, nothing, just hanging out
bro (vag dragger): come back to bed WHORE! *vag drag occurs now*
hoe (vag draggee): oh, nothing, just hanging out
bro (vag dragger): come back to bed WHORE! *vag drag occurs now*
by fakedlove June 28, 2010
by Spellbound July 03, 2014