Unicorn chair

Watching a 17 year old spin around in a unicorn chair for 5 minutes straight

Unicorn chair

by Firecatmew September 08, 2021

Twisted Unicorn

During a threesome, when two penis's are twisted and then penetrate the anal cavity, without any sort of lubrication. Thus making the receiver thrust their bodies in a forward motion, like a galloping horse/unicorn.

"Yo Liliya, do you want to go round 2 again tonight on the twisted Unicorn? I was talking to Luke and he said he loved the idea of making you gallop."

by wheelingchow November 13, 2016

Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.

I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.

by POLO Ralph December 03, 2011

unicorn turds

unicorn turds are unicorn's sparkly, flourescent, rainbow turds which, when cut open, reveal my little ponie's magical paradise!!!!
often used in place of an expletive

"Oh unicorn turds!"

by wowohmygod February 12, 2010

unicorn fart

A word used to describe 'renewable' forms of energy

Do you think unicorn fart enery would be enough to replace fossil fuels?

by nick_g April 27, 2011

Unicorn Mom

UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given

I just love my new Unicorn Mom friend Bianca, she always makes me laugh.

by Mommyof3beauties June 18, 2016

Squirting Unicorn

This is the act of resting your nut sack on your lovers eye's. As your dick is sticking upwards into the sky on the forehead, your lover jerks you off until you squirt upwards into the air. This from a close to far away distance is called the squirting unicorn.

You better wax your forehead tonight so I can give you a Squirting Unicorn.

by Zubin Mehta June 11, 2008