Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include
* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........
RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK
* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........
RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK
by Sunshinegrl July 13, 2017

When you suck the life force out of the classic children's book Frog and Toad, and it makes you more powerful than even Thanos himself
by Romoboi May 31, 2019

Totally optimistic and down.
by ProfessorOakland August 26, 2017

by Garlic bread man September 17, 2020

by Oof.nope November 10, 2018

To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
by ToadNose January 17, 2024

by SunnyStormiSuperLazy April 15, 2022
