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Toad

A fish of abnormally large size.
You guys catch any toads today?
by How2fortnut July 1, 2019
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Toads my goads

Friend 1: Want to go get lunch? Friend 2: Toads my goads dude!
by racergamer February 22, 2015
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Slippery toad

When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad
Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.
by MOM SLUT April 28, 2020
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Toad Thumping

Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.
We’re going Toad Thumping at Applebees tonight boys.
by Dues Vult April 15, 2023
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Toad

Jeff: Man I could really sit down somewhere right now.
Keith: Good. There is a toad right there.
by chob-logtulin June 2, 2023
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Toad Head

"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."
by Eddmario August 4, 2022
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Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011
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