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Ted

A stupid boy don’t know how life works a bully and has no friends. You will only like him if u enjoy messing people’s life up and making them feel unwanted
Ted is a nasty boy
by Holly inroads November 23, 2019
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Ted

The most Handsome man you will ever meet . Trustworthy and Kind to everyone. He gets along well with both Sexes
And is smart but can be silly at some times. A determined person who will never stop doing what's right . In a relationship he will always pamper his partner properly. Overall he is a fab person and if you meet a hunk like Ted definitely be friends. TEDS ARE SO (HOT)
Person 1 " whoa that boy is fit"
Person 2 " Damn that must be a Ted"
by Teds Girlfriends August 1, 2019
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ted is a fucking beauty and is jacks brother they like to get fucked up and full send shit all the time ted is also a fucking legend because he’s a farmer
last weekend ted and jack and coop got slauched
by cloud sends September 11, 2019
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Ted

Someone who you would class as gay. A very bisexual person, usually a name given to a Prostitute. Can be a name given to someone who sweats on cod.
"Why is that boy shagging the other boy! He must be a Ted!"
by Richard Galdwin October 23, 2017
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Ted Kunt

To be a Ted Kunt, you must be against shotacon and lolicon, and be a pure advocate of anti-CSA. On the other hand, you must do nothing about it but yell at people about it.
Nick: Hey you! You suck, you pedophile!
Joe: Gee, Nick! I didn't know you were a Ted Kunt!
by BleaseHelp May 10, 2018
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Ted

A very sexy black boy, who will fix your bitch and kiss your moeder. Ted also has a hele grote penis and is heel erg cool.
Ted is very geil.
by NietTedMabruki February 27, 2017
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ted meal

A meal that belongs to a guy named Ted.
OMG Kelly! Look he has a ted meal!!!
by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016
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