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Tater Tits

When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts
"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
by phofffff July 19, 2021
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tater stamp

The art of tickling a mans balls with only the big toe.
Lucy discovered that tater stamp was a hobby that her and boyfriend can both enjoy.
by ionary September 20, 2016
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Grazt-tater

When your boyfriend shoves a tater in your ass. Then fucks you in ass, making mash taters. Then you shit it on a plate and eat it.
I had my boyfriend preform a grazt-tater at my daughter's wedding I wasn't invited to.
by Yetiarms August 16, 2023
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Dick Tater

Someone who is a dick in the figurative sense, or looks like one, and who also looks like a potato, in the literal sense, who is also attempting to gain the highest political office in their land. See Australian opposition leader 2025 election.
Do you think Peter Dutton will be a dictator if he gets into office? Have you seen a photo of him now he shaves his head? He a full blown Dick Tater, mate.
by Appos mates. April 17, 2025
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Nater Tater

A nater tater is ceo and founding father of the BMF (BAD MOTHER FUCKERS) association. Nater tater is a one of a kind kind of guy, little bitty dude with a big ol dick. Usually found in a geeradge, under a f150, or on marketplace. A top notch modification and fabricating genius, and a even better flat bed customizer, a nater tater can make anyone laugh including their self and would be an Olympic medalist if there was one for misplacing their phone, wallet, keys, lighters and whatever was in their hand 3 mins ago. Nater tater is a ford driving, ciggerette smoking, inventive bad mother fucker
Looks like nater tater is out in his geeradge being a bad mother fucker again
by LilFlirtMonster February 20, 2024
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Tater Tot

A person who has eaten so many tatertots in their lifetime that they start to look like one
I have eaten so many tatertots today that you mind as well call me Tater Tot.
by putdown April 13, 2015
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Tater tits

We call Darren's side chics Tater Tits.
by Lullabelle July 26, 2025
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