Paper smooth

When something smooooth like paper

Yk paper smooth

“Dam Jacob, that blunt paper smooth”

Something rlly soft and silky (smooth)

by King_Of_Random January 27, 2024

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Sammy Smooth

Smooth on the Decks and on the Ladies

"Man did you hear Sammy Smooths set last night!!"

"Who the fuck is Sammy Smooth"

"He's Smooth on the Decks and on the Ladies"

by SwamC April 30, 2023

Smooth

Bisola.

Now Bisola is one smooth and foxy WOMAN!

by Ms. McCoy Awesome November 21, 2023

Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023

KA KA real smooth

A phrase for Kim Dracula's dance moves.

Kim did KA KA real smooth on stage!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 31, 2023

Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness

bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend

by fucking dio August 3, 2023