by sprtrmp December 2, 2018
Get the Cuddle Puddlemug. a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful✨
“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”
“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020
Get the dusty puddlesmug. Someone stole my Hillbilly glue (methamphetamine) last night...they took everything besides my bowl with my puddle buddy
by Weaselbub November 13, 2016
Get the Puddle buddymug. A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck
by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018
Get the puddle fuckmug. When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.
by Harley36 August 24, 2015
Get the snail puddlemug. A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.
"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."
by Gentlycough September 20, 2022
Get the Puddle Lovemug. guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas
by wu ninja clan November 25, 2012
Get the puddle ninjamug.