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Mouse Kisses

It's wierdly pleasing to experience mouse kisses with a blindfold.
by deadmemory July 10, 2019
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bens mouse

Bens so called 'mouse' is his tiny dick
by StinkyBret October 24, 2019
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mouse tomato

a girl or woman who spends too much time at a computer. A female version of mouse potato.
She spends at least five hours a day. She is really a mouse tomato.
by uttam maharjan November 3, 2012
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Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon from in between their legs.
Damn, that bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!
by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 24, 2017
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mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.
My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.
by Gruff457 August 19, 2021
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mouse whisperer

A person good at computers. A person skilled in doing anything quickly and comfortably on a computer, laptop, tablet or smart phone usually using a mouse or not.
My wife got on the computer and fixed our mortgage payment issue then paid the bank in 10 minutes with just some clicks of the mouse. She’s a mouse whisperer.
by LDL1 April 16, 2020
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Mingus Mouse

The name of a mouse from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums.
Mingus Mouse - Hi, I'm Mingus Mouse, and I need to do my taxes, Be back in a second!
by Atticus Scout March 30, 2009
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