Mickey Fucking Grills

A great dude that can pull hot chicks from any bar. He drinks a bourbon or two the wrestles those big ass bitches home

Caught by a white thing bigger than Mickey Fucking Grills pecker.

by Girth Tickler April 10, 2024

mickey mouse trophy

an insult used to describe less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023

Mickey Mouse

Has a train service goes everywhere he wants too can even drive on the water the only problem is that some fat oga woman keeps interrupting his train service this makes Mickey Mouse angry

This train has 10 coaches only 1 will be arriving at the platform - Mickey Mouse

by Gjrjejdj July 22, 2022

Lifted Mickey

The Canadian way of saying boner.

"Ah shoot eh, I got meself a lifted mickey over here. Sorry aboot that."

by FlapjackScraper August 4, 2016

Mickey

A top.

Wow no wonder everyone thinks you're a flirt, you type like a Mickey

by Scribble. April 6, 2022

Mickey

Mickey is a person of high intelligence and shows great empathy for others. Anyone that has a Mickey in their life are much better off than those that don't. Most Mickey's are beautiful people inside and out and will steal your heart away. A Mickey will never fail you as he would be the one person you could always count on.

My life feels so incomplete, I need a Mickey in my life. Did you hear that guys speech? He articulates like a Mickey.

by brickmn808 January 30, 2020

Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse is the strongest fictional character ever. He has gone through numerous of lethal injuries and he still is doing okay. He also magnetizes anyone that sees him so that they love him, in all ways. Mickey Mouse is the best fictional character.

Oh Mickey Mouse you taste so good!

by Desi_Dude May 16, 2022