🥬⚡️(Anti-proship) is the opposite of 🍖🌈/🌈🍖(proship)
“You have 🥬⚡️ In your bio, what does it mean?”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”
“Lettuce lightning means anti-ship you dumb bitch, it’s literally the opposite of rainbow meat, the proship symbol.”
by 🥬⚡️I hate proshippers btw⚡️🥬 March 19, 2022
Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
by Ohfuckthat11 October 03, 2017
A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).
by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020
by Muscualr Crab December 08, 2023
When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
by MegRoe December 06, 2019
by Yarnce July 17, 2021
a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch
guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)
Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart
chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?
guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea
chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?
Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart
chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?
guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea
chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?
by XIkrauserIX February 23, 2010