meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

lamp

lamp stands for:
Laughing

At
My
Penis/Pussy

lamp could be used to replace lmao or lol

*someone tells a joke
lamp thats so funny!

by Dump Don September 12, 2020

Fish lamping

When someone is lied to so often they start believing the lies

"Did you know the moon is blue??" -J
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M

by Michaelson Hunterdon January 21, 2024

LAMP

Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.

LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.

Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious

“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”

“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”

by Dmplx November 2, 2021

Lava lamp

When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back

Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!

by emte93 June 5, 2017

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

sexy lamp

A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.

This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.

by Women are women amirite? April 7, 2024