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A Hamster

A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.

You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
by TheBookofJo September 13, 2022
mugGet the A Hamstermug.

Thirsty Hamster

When a guy lays on top of a car with the sunroof open while getting a blowjob
Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.
by Subzrow February 20, 2024
mugGet the Thirsty Hamstermug.

hamster

A rodent typically under the responsibility of a spastic child drugged up on legal meth because they were diagnosed with ADHD for not wanting to sit in one spot for 8 hours straight.

It sits around making the most retarded and annoying fucking sounds you've ever heard in your life, chews on its cage and attempts to murder any living creature in its immediate vicinity through rapid and autistic biting.

It runs in its stupid ass wheel at the earliest hours of the night. They also usually die in the most random and vile ways imaginable.

Hamster eyeballs are also useful for boba, which is why boba is not vegan.
Suzie: What happened to your hamster?

Marie: Oh, she escaped her cage and disappeared for a while, we found her next to our dog bowl. She escaped and somehow got into the ventilation, we had the heat on because it's winter, and it ended up cooking her alive. Then our dog somehow got a hold of her and left her near its bowl, then my dad picked it up thinking it was a burnt potato, and he loves burnt potatoes but it didn't look burnt enough to him. So he put her in the microwave for a bit too long until her body fucking exploded. We ended up paying our respects by using her eyes for boba which were somehow still in tact after all that.

Suzie: Boba does sound good right now.
by grubscrub February 27, 2023
mugGet the hamstermug.

bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush
Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!
by Dj McSwiggins August 4, 2017
mugGet the bury the hamstermug.

Hamster

richard hammond is hamster
by smoked fish September 6, 2022
mugGet the Hamstermug.

The Glass Hamster

The Glass Hamster was a Youtuber Between the years 2014-2019. The Youtube channel never got popular. The Youtube Channel had a small but loyal fanbase.

The Channel later became part of a media organization.
Who remembers the glass hamster, that was a lame YouTube Channel.
by WednesdayBoii May 20, 2019
mugGet the The Glass Hamstermug.

Panty hamster

Very furry vagina that squeals
Panty hamsterMy god did u hear that panty hamster squeal as it walked by
by Donkey blooms December 2, 2017
mugGet the Panty hamstermug.

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