Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus

"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."

by Professor New Burger January 9, 2014

Grape Anal

When a man shoves a whole package of grapes into ones anus. As they sit there and wait for them to poop it out the man eats the grapes as they fall out of the butthole.

I gave my girlfriend some grape anal last night.

by Fireclysm November 21, 2016

Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019

Yoda grape

when something has gotten out of hand or someone went too far

origin:
In the lead up to the release of Star Wars VII The force awakens, licensing for star was products was everywhere, even a packet of grapes with Yoda on them, star wars licensing got out of hand.

"those false lashes with coloured feathers on them she wore were the yoda grapes of makeup".

Taylor plays careless whisper on his saxaphone to a bachelorette party for 3 hours and their vaginas melt off

"Dude, Taylor shit got totally yoda grapes at the club on Saturday"

"punching your neighbours dog was a little yoda grapes"

by b.rex_ March 26, 2016

Gangster Grapes

1. A large pair of breasts on a typical urban female.
2. Very large tits.
3. Ginormous boobs.

Damn!!! John, did you see the gangster grapes on that bitch?? They were HUGE!!!

by The Best Phone October 27, 2011

grape lover

someone who loves grapes

grape lover has a best friend that is possibly a princess

by urmominmybeduwu June 4, 2021

Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.

Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?

by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022