The Pussy Flu

noun
-A blanket term for any venereal disease specifically in woman pertaining to the vagina, this can include but not limited to things such as: ( Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, HPV )

- It can also be interchanged to fit male venereal diseases as to which you would call it “The bussy flu”
“Oh yeah I was gonna try to sleep with Becky but I heard that she has the pussy flu, so I decided not to touch her”
by Koloda September 16, 2019
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shit flu

A martial art that involves 1 - 14 days of destroying toilets via one's excreta due to viral infection.
Dave's bathroom has been unusable since he started practicing shit flu.
by Panera H8r October 19, 2013
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bitch flu

When you are so hungover, you just can’t even. Symptoms include being too hot, shaking, puffy face, and inability to sit still or sleep but also inability to move or get up. Pairs with whining, ruining everyone else’s fun, and thinking you’re going to die. Frequently occurs on the last day of a binge-drinking vacation. No amount of water helps. Drinking more will sometimes help reduce symptoms but prolongs the sickness.
Mark: “i think something is wrong with me. I can’t eat this and I’m too hot. I am never drinking again

Ryan: “Sounds like you got a case of bitch flu. Shut up and get over it. Have some vodka.”
by RCPMNM June 23, 2018
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tax flu

A term referring to an imaginary illness; when someone receives their income tax refund and they decide to call in sick to their employer so they can spend that money.
Ben went to H&R Block yesterday and they gave him an advance on his income tax refund, so of course he called in sick today with the tax flu.
by Duchess of Dayton February 09, 2017
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Flu-ey

Having or exhibiting signs or symptoms of influenza.
Ed was feeling quite flu-ey and had to cancel his March Madness plans.
by Sbobodc March 16, 2018
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Appalachian Flu

The flu like symptoms that appear the day or second day after doing a lot of methamphetamines.
"I think my girlfriend has the flu."
"Nah, she snorted a bunch of ice at my place last night. It's just the Appalachian Flu."
by yogabbagabbamustbestopped April 24, 2019
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Flu Rape

The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.
Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."

Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."

Chris: "That sounds rapey."

Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."
by The Schwerper December 22, 2017
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