derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Derp

In always means someone who is literally a potato

I'm such a derp!

by Derpy_heichou October 12, 2016

Derp

Describes a person who reminds others of a potato

She is a derp, lol!

by Derpy_heichou October 12, 2016

derp

Usually a dumb kid with less knowledge then others, usually temporary, but can sometimes be forever.

yo dawg that kid was derp fo shure

by antl3r September 18, 2016

derp

to be forgetful, while only reffering to self.

i left my keys in the car. well derp.

by AgentDerp September 7, 2016

Eurp a derp

Slang of stupid, or dumb.

Man he's such a eurp a derp

by Zwilliamb September 4, 2016

Derp

The only word I'm surprised hasn't appeared yet lmao

DERP DERP DERPITY DERP DERP

by IZ YA BOI January 27, 2018