Bog Wog

A person of African decent who works in public toilets carrying out cleaning duties and selling sprays of aftershave and perfumes.
Customer : Hey those toilets stink.
Manager : That’s not the toilet, it’s the bog wog
by Dannytheboydog June 27, 2024
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bog snog

Where you been?

Had a bit of bog snog with the barmaid.
by Shuaman October 14, 2018
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Bog Fog

"Bloody hell Margaret! Why'd you leave bog fog in the toilet?! It's stinking up the bathroom!"
by H4XOR13 November 17, 2022
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Double bogging

When a toilet wont flush properly, and you need to shit on a previous shit left by the previous occupant.
I really need to get this toilet fixed. Looks like I be double bogging this mornings loaf.
by WillyTheSmink February 02, 2024
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bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.
"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"
by minerharry January 23, 2025
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bog-horror

a conker-sized wad of clean toilet tissue that's been soaked under a cold tap and then, while soggy, thrown at somone, usually from above (i.e. by leaning over the partition between two toilets in a public lav).
hurl the bog-horror downwards towards the upturned and startled face of your target while shouting "have that you bastard"
by spacenewt December 08, 2009
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Bogging

Dude sorry I couldn't make it yesterday I was bogging with my girl
by Gentle tickle April 24, 2017
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