slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.

by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018

bishop

is a joke! known by many people through their hometown framingham but nowhere else because they bums

i’m kinda scared i’m bishop

by bishop slayer July 24, 2023

Dirty Bishop

When a woman sitting next to you leaves an airport lounge before you, and you immediately sniff her seat to detect some sweet, sweet butt biscuits.

This chick was Charlotte-bound, so I had to pull a dirty Bishop and get me somma dem butt biscuits in my nostril holes.

by Flirtin Burton June 11, 2024

Bishoped

A word used to describe a person that cant attract females even when they try all the time. Even if the dont give up and try their very best they still fail to pull females.

"That guy has tried to get so many girls but just cant" "Yeah man he is totally bishoped"

by Chuck91 April 1, 2023

BISHOP

BITCH SHUT UP.

I'm not even trying to hear you "bishop".

by [e-mail] January 11, 2023

St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

Bishoped

When a friend lies about how long they will be gone

Friend: He still hasn’t gotten back?
Friends 2: I think he Bishoped you deadass

by Pale Nigga December 20, 2020