Crazy-Bake

When a small, easy-to-operate oven used with kids or small baking makes it even harder to make anything.

Parent: "Hey, honey, I thought you said you were going to make cookies for the bake-sale. What happened?"

Girl: "Oh, yeah. My mom wouldn't let me use the oven, so I had to use my Crazy-Bake to try to make the cookies. The cookies practically turned into rocks."

This is an example of a conversation involving a Crazy-Bake.

by MissyMutilation December 7, 2010

Hide the Crazy

The line in Miranda Lambert's new song: Mama's Broken Heart. It means to avoid looking like an ass when all you really want to do is blast someone for being such an loser. Holding back anger. Caution: only show the crazy to one who loves you unconditionally.

I think I'm going to have to Hide The Crazy after that debacle! It's just not worth my time.

by wasteoftimehidethecrazy May 16, 2013

Crazy Shib

Crazy Shib being a synonym for Crazy Shit.

Man that was some Crazy Shib

by ToastyPog March 27, 2022

crazy coon

a person who is acting a little crazy but not to the point of insanity

Jimmy, you're being a real crazy coon right now for trading Goldschmit

by suhhdude May 19, 2016

Crazy Colly

An alcoholic drink consisting of a double red or blue Aftershock and Blue WKD in a pint glass. Guaranteed to make you go nuts.

"I'm goin to get buckled tonight!"
"Go up and order a Crazy Colly so."

by corneliusIII September 22, 2009

crazy tree

A tree that looks like it was ripped out of a Tim burton film. All misfits and outcasts hang under the crazy tree.

The Crazy Tree has gained a new outcast.

by LINKINPARKSUCKS March 14, 2015

Crazy Brittany

A cocktail made with:
1 Can Red Bull
2 Shots Cheap Vodka
1 Shot Nyquil

She was completely nuts after her third Crazy Brittany...couldn't sleep, couldn't form a coherent sentence.

by ArloBigwater September 14, 2009