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John

A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man
by Date a John October 24, 2019
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John

John is a Sandwich sneaking coke stealing piece of crap. He will steal your food as he makes you unload his car. He will Propose using a chicken. They like crazy women and can’t drive.Not very educated or no common sense.
If you see a John hide your cokes
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John

A fun, loving guy who speaks little of him self an brings joy to many though, he may be quite akward he fits in with many ,and is surrounded with people that care for him.
My best friend John can help he's great in these situations!
by That one chick!!!!!!!!! July 23, 2019
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John

Person #1: Yo that guy's British. What do you think his name is?
Perso n #2: Probably John
by petergrifin June 8, 2020
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John.

John. is a coder who will abuse his powers in every way he can. He will also ruin any type of dream you ever wish for.

Typical Bio: Coder.
John., can you abuse a few people for me?
by Loilipop June 29, 2019
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John

John is the one edgy, emo, kid that is annoying but funny he uses his depression to make dark comedy he often makes music plays video games or just acts like a jackass with his friends.
wow John sure is edgy isn't he?
by C001K1D July 23, 2018
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JOHN

He is a fucking cuck that likes to tackle for no reason, he likes to embarrass you in front of your friends. If you ever encounter one of these savage beasts, remember to throw your trusty basketball at his dick. if you see him sleaping remember to slit his through
omg this john is such a fucking cuck
this john is such a fucking cuck
by gaylord sam November 2, 2018
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