by Sexydimma May 4, 2015

by AhmPat August 25, 2010

The "cool" way to type, according to idiots. It also makes the way you type look "pretty." Usually typed with sticky fingers.
s2PdPeRs0n45654645: hAi GiRlFr3n!!!!!!111
Moi: Stop typing in sticky caps & learn how to type correctly.
s2PdPeRs0n45654645: DiZ iZ dA iNt3rNeT n I cUd tYp Da WaI i WaNt, iIgHt CuDdY!!!!!!!!111
*blocks s2PdPeRs0n45654645*
Moi: Stop typing in sticky caps & learn how to type correctly.
s2PdPeRs0n45654645: DiZ iZ dA iNt3rNeT n I cUd tYp Da WaI i WaNt, iIgHt CuDdY!!!!!!!!111
*blocks s2PdPeRs0n45654645*
by Not a stupid idiot September 21, 2005

Used to convey sarcasm or mockery across the internet. Can also be used to purposefully mislead and create humour (see r/PeopleFuckingDying)
Person 1: Ugh, why do people use alternating caps as a way to insult people when really its annoying and that they can't think for themselves?
Person 2: wHY dO pEOplE usE AlTernAtING CApS AS a wAY tO iNsuLt PeOplE WHen REally ITs AnNoYInG And THat THEY cAn'T tHinK foR THEmSelves?
Person 2: wHY dO pEOplE usE AlTernAtING CApS AS a wAY tO iNsuLt PeOplE WHen REally ITs AnNoYInG And THat THEY cAn'T tHinK foR THEmSelves?
by epic MeMelord MAGNificEnT November 21, 2019

upon climax (either self-induced through masturbation, or with a partner) one covers half of the penis hole with the thumb to increase internal pressure in an effort to maximize the velocity and thus distance of the ejaculate.
by hairy potter July 10, 2004

1.To shoot someone. Usually in a gangsta fashion with your gun sideways in cold blood.
2. A commical way to say you shot someone
2. A commical way to say you shot someone
by 6 gig February 17, 2003

A 40 year old balding man who lives in his parents' basement and spends his days playing WoW and his night mowing down 2Ls of Mountain Dew and bags of Doritos while masturbating to the moans of his Mom's love making.
by Ashley Myers October 18, 2008
