Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild." and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild." and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
by jbcoops August 12, 2024
Get the Stochastic Terrorist mug.A World of Warcraft (WoW) player who treats raid nights like sacred rituals carved into stone tablets by ancient raid leaders. They’re the first to say, “Sorry, I can’t—raid night,” with the solemnity of someone canceling a kidney transplant. Meanwhile, your brain surgery, anniversary dinner, or grandma’s funeral is apparently more reschedulable than their Mythic+ keystone run.
These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
“rivenz is being a total schedule terrorist again—won’t push raid night even though it’s my grandma’s funeral.
by Naeno April 14, 2025
Get the Schedule Terrorist mug.A specific title given to someone (or something) that changes the mood of a event or gathering in a bad way. Common occurrences of a Vibe Terrorist typically include paraphrasing or referencing something at an inappropriate time. Vibe Terrorist's can also target one individual within a group of people to feel unsettled.
Be advised, not all people with this title are aware they have received it, you must earn this title.
For example:
-Tim Knox and Brad Knox are at their parents funeral after getting in a car crash with many friends and other family around at the wake. Everyone is quietly in morning.-
Tim: "I cant believe our parents are gone..."
Brad: "I know. At least they went out with a bop."
Tim: "What?"
Brad: "Oh you know!" *singing and slightly bobbing his head* "~California girls We're unforgettable! Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top! "
Family members: (various whispers of guests) "Oh my gosh that's vile...What is he doing?"
Tim: "What the fuck Brad?!"
Grandma Knox: (whispers to a friend) "What a freaking Vibe Terrorist..."
Final Example:
-An old man living in the country is alone fishing on a peaceful river with a busted radio-
The radio: *Huck turned on the radio and hears a light humming for about a minute before it goes quiet. For the next few hours there is silence, until a sudden and loud sound of static comes out of the radio, which scares Huck*
Huck: "AHHHH FU-HUGH! YOU! *Huck grabs the radio and throws it into the river in anger* AND STAY THERE!...*Whispers to himself* Dammed radio, Messing my mood up, fucking vibe terrorist stupid- liberal- pansy- stupid shit right there...Imma keep fishing, that's what I'll do. *Now yelling* THAT'S WHAT ILL DO!"
For example:
-Tim Knox and Brad Knox are at their parents funeral after getting in a car crash with many friends and other family around at the wake. Everyone is quietly in morning.-
Tim: "I cant believe our parents are gone..."
Brad: "I know. At least they went out with a bop."
Tim: "What?"
Brad: "Oh you know!" *singing and slightly bobbing his head* "~California girls We're unforgettable! Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top! "
Family members: (various whispers of guests) "Oh my gosh that's vile...What is he doing?"
Tim: "What the fuck Brad?!"
Grandma Knox: (whispers to a friend) "What a freaking Vibe Terrorist..."
Final Example:
-An old man living in the country is alone fishing on a peaceful river with a busted radio-
The radio: *Huck turned on the radio and hears a light humming for about a minute before it goes quiet. For the next few hours there is silence, until a sudden and loud sound of static comes out of the radio, which scares Huck*
Huck: "AHHHH FU-HUGH! YOU! *Huck grabs the radio and throws it into the river in anger* AND STAY THERE!...*Whispers to himself* Dammed radio, Messing my mood up, fucking vibe terrorist stupid- liberal- pansy- stupid shit right there...Imma keep fishing, that's what I'll do. *Now yelling* THAT'S WHAT ILL DO!"
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Get the Gender-Terrorist mug.: A person who intentionally harms and destroys the natural environment for personal gain or political reasons.
This definition includes among other things: politicians who push for acts and policies that would harm the environment for economic reasons or heads of large companies which pollute and contribute to global warming.
This definition includes among other things: politicians who push for acts and policies that would harm the environment for economic reasons or heads of large companies which pollute and contribute to global warming.
Many environmentalists were disappointed when eco-terrorists in the Biden administration let the Willow Project go ahead.
Chevron's CEO Mike Wirth is a god damn eco-terrorist!
Chevron's CEO Mike Wirth is a god damn eco-terrorist!
by Antonio1001 July 11, 2023
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by WGstyles July 29, 2023
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