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Vampire Teabag

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
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Western Teabagging

When you teabag someone wearing a cowboy hat and assless chaps

Provide gossip to Americans about other Americans.
“There ain’t enough room for the both of us partner, prepare for some Western Teabagging!”

“She wouldn’t give us the Western Teabag we asked for.”
by Mallywags June 27, 2019
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Flap the teabag

To converse professionally.
"We will flap the teabag over brunch".
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"
by Johannisore August 15, 2023
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The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.
After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".
by thckjnk April 19, 2013
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Russian Teabag

A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.
Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.
by dingleningle October 27, 2012
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chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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Teabag

To humiliate a person in a video game, by spamming the crouch button over or near a persons dead body.
The teabag originated in Halo in the early 2000s, but has made its way to any game on the planet that has a crouching mechanic, especially in Call of Duty and Mortal Kombat.
by Insert handle_here August 31, 2020
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