Mexican Taser

When a person (mostly female) swings a load of (preferably frozen) bread into a male attacker's crotch in self defense in order to stun them.

Robber: *points a gun at shopper* "Give me your money!"
Shopper: *swings loaf of bread she was carrying into robbers balls* "MEXICAN TASER!!"
Robber: *drops the gun and screams in pain*
Shopper: *runs away*.

by Skullkan May 2, 2010

Talker

A person who when cumming will suddenly start talking incessantly. Variations here-within include:

Tellers - Those who feel the need to say they are and/or are about to cum.

Smashers - Those who uncontrollably start to verbally abuse the person they're with.

Baby-ers - Those who suddenly speak in baby-talk.

Losers - Those who find it necessary to declare they just fucked their partner or similar declaration of manhood.

Schizo - One who will randomly start reciting Shakespeare or similar oddities.

1. (Teller) "Oh...Oh...I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna..."
(Partner) "Dude, your such a Talker!"

2. (Smasher) "OH! You fucking bitch, you fucking whore!"
(Partner) "What!?"

by CoCo1323 November 1, 2009

tarker

A word for drunk people to use when they cannot think of the actual word they need

Damn, the flashing...tarker...won't stop.
or
I apologise for not closing the tarker yet, I'll do it ASAP

by ArifsSlave July 9, 2005

picture taker

'70s CB slang for police with radar.

There's a picture taker at mile marker 52.

by oneoldgeezer November 6, 2007

tanker noob

(n)
Someone who plays Eliminate Pro and uses the prototype tanker armer and the rocket launcher. They are the most hated scum of eliminate pro and the biggest noobs of all ipod touch gaming. They tend to favor the rocket launcher and are very hard to kill.

" I got killed by a fucking tanker noob in elim,"
" Go buy the real armor you fucking tanker noob,"
" what a douchebag, that guy shot me with the rocket launcher what a tanker noob,"

by scottypow December 29, 2009

tuna taster

One who engages in the sexual practice of cunnilingus. Pussy eating. Often pertaining to lesbians, but can also pertain to men as well.

How little did I know that the hot chick sitting at the bar was in fact a tuna taster.

by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007

douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.

I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!

by melloki76 March 13, 2009