Dank Tank

a name for a 1970s Buick Roadmaster with fake wood side panels, ususally in really shitty condition; the seats are very comfy with a couch-like setup in the middle seat row.

Steve : "Bro, look at that, there goes the Dank Tank."
Enrique : "Holy ass! That thing is dank!"

by McSackdrop August 25, 2010

Bust a Tank

To perform an act of masturbation.

I want to bust a tank to Gina's photo.

by Doug Nature March 23, 2008

Nemo Tanking

Replacing the tip of the penis with the head of a clown fish and ejaculating through the mouth

Where's Joe?
He's in his room, his clown fish died so he's just doing some Nemo tanking.

by BigD ken July 18, 2014

dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".

Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.

by Duckfluff October 15, 2013

Drunk Tank

1. A jail cell where someone is held until they sober up. Usually you will have quite a few people in those kind of jail cells and the cell is filthy and disgusting, worse than any other holding cell in the jail.

1. That Dude ended up in the Drunk Tank and took a lickin' from some other drunk in there.

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

tanked titties

Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.

Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.

I stared at the 3D puzzle until I saw tanked titties like they said I would.

by jeffbo June 6, 2009

Tank Dick

1. Someone or something capable of taking/dishing out extreme amounts of damage before finally being taken down.
2. Someone or something exceptionally cool, esp. if in a manly way.

1. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
2. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.

by wafflesmfkrz April 24, 2011