tail hair

pubic hair which is so long you can tie a ribbon around it

When he took his boxer shorts off the tail hair was so long, it was almost was as long as his penis

by tory borty November 16, 2013

Gentleman's tail

Another word for a tailcoat, and also a penis.

"I went to the ball last night and showed a proper lady my gentleman's tail."

by Nangs January 12, 2018

sprouting a tail

the act of feeling poop come out of your butt, usually when you think you are crapping or when you have to defecate, but you are not near a toilet

Dad, I'm sprouting a tail. We need to get home FAST!!!!

by Daddy longlegs 69420 October 24, 2018

taco tail

the rectal burning experienced when defecating a spicy food

that chili yesterday gave me some serious taco tail

by mebalzitch October 3, 2010

Tail Cheering

Tail Cheering is when someone doesn't know whether to boo or cheer for a team while watching sport with friends/family therefore follows what everyone else does. (despite having no idea what the hell is going on)

This is usually done when someone is desperate to fit in or wants to make a good impression in front of friends and family.

Guy: Woooo!

Friends: Why the hell are you cheering? We just lost!
Guy: Oh damn... uhhh.. yeah I know... I was being a good sport is all... hehe..
Friends: You were Tail Cheering this whole time weren't you?

by GraddadGiveMeAGumJob June 6, 2018

Fail tail

When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.

Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.

by Freerobotsex July 6, 2010

Hungry Tail

someone who come into yo house an eat up all the food or someone constantly eating.

Damn use a hungry tail always eatn my shit

by cmillz56 September 29, 2008