Table Ass

A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.

That 'hoes got a table ass.

by B. King July 13, 2006

table topper

When a guy's penis is so small it sits on top of the balls without hanging down.

(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"

by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008

tablescraps

A lady that your friend or acquaintance has hooked up with and you hook up with it afterwards

Ah man, you definately don't want any of that diseased dudes tablescraps!!!!

by Whiskey Dick July 30, 2003

table

An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.

You're such a table.

by TheSarcasticCatfish February 6, 2017

Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting

Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!

by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009

Taberism

The act of subsatuting random words for other words when describing something.

The person who usually uses taberisms has A.D.D. or A.D.H.D.

John - "man why does that girl make me eat cake before she puts out. I'm tired of kissing ass just to get laid."

(the reference to eating cake as kissing ass is a taberism)

by Xalbia May 4, 2009

tabletalk

The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.

Where is our waitress we need some tabletalk

by #Jon_Dough# May 27, 2010