the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024

This is for all of the delusional or he's ur man but he's not ur man yet girlys. Or gays ig..
Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems
(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)
Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems
(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)
by Victoria #1 Beastie October 2, 2023

by 69Xx_Non_Gay_Dick_Sucker_xX69 July 19, 2023

P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"
by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.
by National Day announcement June 24, 2022

by Lil Skelly September 17, 2023

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.
It is several steps above " I love you guys".
It is several steps above " I love you guys".
by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018
