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Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
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Suck your "mans" dick month

This is for all of the delusional or he's ur man but he's not ur man yet girlys. Or gays ig..

Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems

(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)
Hey Rylo it's suck your "mans" dick month...are you participating

Ofc
by Victoria #1 Beastie October 2, 2023
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Suck a dick

When you suck a dick. Used as offensive phrase. Used as uhhhh some other shit.
Suck a dick, Lucas. Oh fuck you, go suck a dick Lucas. Lmao man go fucking suck a dick bro!
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suck dick broke

When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash
P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"
by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018
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National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.
loppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
by National Day announcement June 24, 2022
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suck Fortnite dick

To have an unhealthy obsession with Fortnite and to only play Fortnite

To be a Fortnite kid
Dimitri, you suck Fortnite dick!!
Dieter, you eat Skyrim pussy.
by Lil Skelly September 17, 2023
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Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".
Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"
by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018
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