stiffy sender

S.P.
A person who sends stiffy's to their best friends boyrfriend whilst on holiday in the Ardeche.

S.P. sending a massive stiffy to Dr Beer.
Phillay says Sarah your such a stiffy sender.

by G Jackson June 25, 2009

stiffs

those with extremely little imagination that label the more imaginative as "retarded" (ie: mentally "challenged" **('politically correct!')

we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)

if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !

jane "cut" a HUGE belch! , and the stiffs looked at her like she was from MARS ! , we all split our sides laughing !!

it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!

we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !

by michael foolsley January 5, 2022

eric striffler

a youtube star

girl: who is eric striffler?

cool guy: he’s a youtube star, you ass

by absybabsy February 2, 2022

Stiff Cactus

A very slow person

Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus

by Efy17xx March 4, 2011

stiffyism

when you trick someone into believing some made up story that couldn't possibly be true, but coming together as a group to keep the story going

alex, for example, is engaged (clearly not) and everyone knows that he isn't, but a group of people pick one idiot and convince them that it's true, this person is the victim of a stiffyism

by Thomas Rex November 28, 2011

Spriffing

Giving away a joint and getting passed a different one straight away.

smoke joint and pass the dutch to the left, within 30 secs get passed another joint from person to your right. this is Spriffing

by queen ellephunk phoenix September 15, 2012

stiff larry

a boner

"damn man do u have a stiff larry??? thats embarrasin we're in public man!"

by derp321123 February 10, 2014