STARFISH

1. The shape of one's anus after a large bowel movement.

A: Dude, I took a deuce.

B: What happened.

A: My butthole looked like a starfish.

2. Tying a partner to a four poster bed and having your way with them

Example: Blindfolded woman to bed in expectation of a surprise.

The man teases her until she is "ready" and leaves her hanging.

Dude, look at my starfish
Should I bleach it?

Hey Jake
Yea
I starfished Tina last night.

Good, Bro. she's a ho

by Dee Oh Gee October 11, 2016

Starfish

A slang term for butthole in the words of John Cena aka PeaceKeeper

I got a rash on my Starfish

by Jaketheduck April 18, 2022

starfish

Having no brain. Slang for being dumb.

Why am I being a starfish over simple things?

Stop being a starfish and answer the problem already!

by Keikeikeikeikei April 07, 2022

Starfish

Someone with a heart too big for their own good and who glows in the dark and lights up the world.

She’s a starfish. Hey, Starfish! You’re the best.

by Reclaim reframe August 01, 2021

Starfish

Verb.

Sprawled out in a public space due to drug fueled euphoria

He was so high at the Widespread Panic show he starfished on the lawn

by Bumsd1 January 22, 2021

Starfish

Verb.

Spralled out in a public space due to drug fueled euphoria

He was so high at the Widespread Panic show he starfished on the lawn

by Bumsd1 January 22, 2021

Starfish

When women’s asshole is nice and tight , it looks like a fighting starfish.

As I had Christine laying on her back, knees up and pleasuring her orally , I could see the angry starfish stared at me for attention. So I then played with the starfish with my tongue.

by Good smile,,great fucker December 22, 2023