When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.
by dabatrin June 23, 2022
Get the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountainmug. Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.
by The real mike jones December 13, 2014
Get the wet starfishmug. The act of shoving your whole fist into a womans vagina and spreading you fingers out like a starfish.
by Arc Hunter April 3, 2015
Get the Starfishmug. by The troll formally known as March 23, 2019
Get the Snowy starfishmug. When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.
My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.
by Robert longwood June 13, 2025
Get the Jefferson Starfishmug. When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.
Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.
by andypal February 14, 2019
Get the Deviated Starfishmug. A series of events to which a person will take a shit, let it crust, and rub peanut butter in their asshole. Another individual will then eat their ass out as if they were eating Reece’s pieces.
Cristian: I just finished taking a shit and now I’m gonna shove peanut butter up my ass!
Zahirah: Mmm I can’t wait to eat another Reece’s pieces starfish!
Zahirah: Mmm I can’t wait to eat another Reece’s pieces starfish!
by Reece’s pieces May 6, 2024
Get the Reece’s pieces starfishmug.