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exploding starfish

When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.
I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.
by Half Time July 19, 2021
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Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️

Very common to leave immediately after.
I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.
by B&B2021 July 24, 2021
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Starfish

Someone with a heart too big for their own good and who glows in the dark and lights up the world.
She’s a starfish. Hey, Starfish! You’re the best.
by Reclaim reframe July 31, 2021
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One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠
The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.
by Whatholes August 10, 2021
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chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013
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Fist to Starfish

To punch someone in the asshole.
Seriously. the next one to fart gets "Fist to Starfish!"
by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011
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Fist to Starfish

Dude, I gave that Pally "fist to starfish."
by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011
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