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squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
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squiggleographist

People with shape-pleasure synesthesia refer to themselves as "squiggleographists". The term is derived from the name of a popular 1970's Australian TV children's show called Mr. Squiggle in which the main character, a puppet with a pencil for a nose, generates images from haphazard line squiggles.
When the squiggleographist saw the shape of a lamb emerge from within the tangled knot of old rope, she experienced a sudden warmth that spread throughout her body. Her spine tingled with pleasure.
by Double Oo February 12, 2014
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Squeegee

Someone who only watches romantic comedies/slice of life or romance anime's and refuses to watch other anime's because they don't find them interesting since they don't have romance in them.
Mitchell: I cant wait to watch this romance anime!

Bret: Shut the fuck up you fucking squeegee.
by BitchYouGuessedIt September 27, 2014
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Squeegles

A peculiar but beautiful creature. It is native to central Europe and to certain parts of suburban New Jersey. Two squeegless mate for life and tend to get along very well. They tend to be strange parents, messing with their children. They lead a rather sedentary lifestyle though they are apt at providing for their family groups.
No, YOU are my squeegles and I love you squeegles
by Lobster11 March 27, 2015
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squeegemonster

A man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his penis
Jason is an absolute squeegemonster
by bigcockfratelli March 30, 2015
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squaggled

Oh, shit I squaggled that up!
by Kennedy8127 March 30, 2015
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Squiggly Bits

The colored squiggly lines under questionable words in popular word-processing programs, used to highlight potential grammar or spelling errors.
I thought I'd spelled it correctly, but then I saw the squiggly bits and knew I'd misspelled it.
by legion987 May 15, 2015
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