thot squat

When that hoe over there is squatting on the D. See also; sexual intercourse, hoe-running

I'd hang out with her but she's in the middle of a thot squat.

by lilbabydelirium June 24, 2016

squat cobbler

A person who enjoys sitting in pastries or baked goods.

Bill hurried home with the pie knowing damn well he'd give in to being a squat cobbler.

by yap2 July 1, 2016

Cock Squatting

Cock Squatting is the act of claiming a penis when it doesn’t belong to you. This is similar to how a dog marks its territory, by urinating on shrubbery. Some women after a one night stand believe the penetrating penis belongs to them, and will prevent other women from catching a ride. This type woman is also known to facebook stalk. Use caution when dealing with these creatures.
To cock squat.
To claim someone else's property.
also written as cock squat'n.

Tommy B: Yo playa, I heard you and Jenny were getting serious.

Playa: Hell no B, she just cock squatting. Now she scare'n all the other honeys off. Fuck that crazy bitch.

by ohbeejuanjayobee August 23, 2011

diddly squat

Squatting to poop, like in the woods

Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods

by Alex Smith May 13, 2005

squat thrust

Something hard. Real hard.

Squat thrusts are hard. Real hard.

by The Real Andrea L March 29, 2008

dog squat

Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.

Bill claims he out ran the police in his Covair, that's a whole batch of Dog Squat!

by Class clown October 17, 2013

Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.

Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.

by The Squater April 24, 2019