Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.
by Marc April 03, 2005
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Spank Tank

A spank tank is a small private booth with T.V. monitors where people watch adult movies and masturbate in an Adult shop.
John entered the Adult Shop, walked to the back of the store to the "spank tanks" to masturbate while watching a movie.
by mz.tamara March 26, 2010
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ham spanked

A surprise attack on a person male or female performing oral sex. When the subject is not aware the penis is pulled from the mouth and spanked around the eye socket area. It must make an audible "spank" sound to count as an official ham spank
Dude..Her cell went off when she was blowing me, I totally "Ham Spanked" her for looking at it.
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by mtqueen November 24, 2010
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Dance Spank

Slapping wrist action (usually with some minor hip thrusts) used while dancing, the "spank" is typically in the air, though in some instances contact with a partner is made. Used to simulate coitus, especially "doggy-style."
Girl 1: Did you see that?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: When Bev wasn't looking Bob got behind her and gave her a dance spank.
Girl 2: You know she loved it!
Girl 1: Yaaa!
by evil ian June 30, 2009
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Chank spank

The act of spanking your chank while stir frying a cat in the wok
Ho C. is the craziest Chank Spank this side of Chinatown
by Chulo Master July 13, 2003
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monkey spank

She had monkey spank all over face.
by Chrismm September 24, 2005
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Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.
DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.
by Spanking that February 18, 2016
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