kenosha sober

When you finally stop doing blow and drinking brown liquor while only get shit faced on beer and weed on the weekends.

Since his last arrest, he has really cleaned up his act and sticks to beer and weed on the weekends. Last time I saw him at Shenanigans he told me he has been Kenosha sober for 6 months!

by Rue2 March 19, 2025

atlanta sober

like california sober, but with delta 8

"I don't do pills, I'm Atlanta sober"

by atlanta sober March 14, 2023

Kentucky sober

When a person drinks but does not use drugs.

The opposite of "California sober."

I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.

by zpak May 26, 2025

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018

sober 72

you know when you’re drinking or smoking the same amount you always do but it’s just no hittin. A sober 72 hours will reduce your tolerance and make that shit hit again

“I’m going through two bowls and i’m not high yet; I need to do a sober 72”

by canola_oil July 21, 2021

Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.

Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”

by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018

Sober stick

What you call the vape due to its depleting effects on your high

Person 1: “Bro I’m way too high to go into McDonald’s right now”

Person 2: “I got the sober stick on me right now just hit it and you’ll be good”

by BirdyFly66 May 24, 2024