sober

when your sad asf and in ur feels and ur just drunk

dude: hey man why didn’t u answer my snap yesterday

man: bc dude i was sober

by baddiet April 11, 2019

sober convo

A conversation that is so weird or random that you seem drunk even though you’re sober.

Those guys are having a sober convo.

by TrippyTrash August 23, 2022

Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.

Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.

by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012

America sober

When you don’t drink alcohol unless you aren’t in the États-Unis

This is a cafe in Paris, of course I’m have champagne with my burger, I’m America sober, not an animal!

by Olives&Mango March 10, 2024

Tennessee sober

The state of being clean on all drugs except whiskey and beer.

I can finally pass a drug test because I’ve been Tennessee sober for 2 months.

by TNAdam March 18, 2024

Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 9, 2010

blackout sober

A state of blackout experienced when ones sober brain can't handle their level of badassness

I got so blackout sober last night, don't remember a thing

by Tunaslinger September 3, 2015