grease snake

An individual whose predominate feature is excessive greasiness. Often lives in squalor, with little regard for basic hygiene or physical appearance.

"Yo, that grease snake came in here and slimed the place up real good. Must be a tree-planter or rig-pig."

by Hubert_The_Hippo August 10, 2009

Sewer Snake

A windy shit that looks like a snake that gets flushed into the public sewer system

Will Meeks: Look at this shit, Mike!
Mike King: Wow, bro, thats a nice sewer snake you gonna flush! Take a pic of that one.

by The Poop Goblin May 2, 2018

Hard Snake

Another term for boner and/or erection

Mark had a Hard Snake after talking to Grace

by ThatOneChick May 26, 2006

Foggy Snake

The art of blowing smoke onto a penis

Hey babe, wanna give me a foggy snake?

by FoggySnake7 August 3, 2018

Solid Snake

One of Big Boss' clones in the Metal Gear videogame series. He is a superior soldier and enjoys a relaxing past time of snapping terrorist's necks and spinal cords while using their worthless bodies as shields.

"Now now, if you don't go to bed Solid Snake will never infiltrate the house and you won't get your demo of Metal Gear Solid 2." "But I don't want to. I want to stay up and see what he looks like!" "Now now, if you stay up and see him, you'll blow his cover and he'll snap your spine and use your tiny corpse as a shield."

by Merchant September 1, 2005

Snake Venom

A sexual act where two males 69 and fill each other's mouth with cum. Then you turn over and blow spooge into each other's faces.

Jeff and I did the snake venom last night. Shit was nasty!

by gameking28 November 26, 2010

snake laugh

The personified laugh of a snake. This type of laughter is often performed as a courtesy laugh. See definition of "courtesy laugh"

The snake laugh is traditionally performed by emitting three short "s" syllables.

Person telling moronic joke: "...to get to the other side!"
Person snake laughing: "Sss sss sss."

by LanceLanceLance August 20, 2011