Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Slimmed

When Slim himself intercepts a ball while playing defensive in American football

I should've thrown the ball higher because we just got slimmed.

by SlimBread July 3, 2022

Thirty Slim Shawty

informing lover you will be with them in 30 minutes

i just hit thirty slim shawty. imma make some bagel bites and imma head back even tho the ozarks tv is occupiedo

by gurgz January 30, 2022

Slim Jim

Some donny who shits on lil A’s carpet and he’s a skinny gypsy charva

Slim Jim is in on the ride
So you know it’s gonna be a shitting

by uk gangs 🇬🇧 March 7, 2021

Slim

pretty and hardworking with a sweet heart but could get mean dont try her

slim is soo fine

by Jole B. November 23, 2021

screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

slims

Rizlas/ rolling papers

Yo give me sum slims im gonna bill up a draw for us.

by NobheadFromEly October 26, 2017