skypejob

getting a virtual handjob from someone over a skype call

Person 1: YO! did you hear Jason got a skypejob from Joan last night?
Person 2: No Way! Awesome Sauce!

by lagik May 22, 2024

Skypoo

Caught standing up while pooing

I opened the door and caught graham taking a skypoo

by Yaswarnth February 2, 2026

Skype

Adverb/Noun: Irrelevant and washed up, perhaps defunct

Noun: You fucking skype;
Adverb: You skypin ass bitch
Noun: Skyper

by Chris Skype December 22, 2025

side-skyping

a conversation on skype between two people that has spawned from another, larger skype conversation
(usually talking about person(s) in the aforementioned conversation)

so when Chase and Dalton started fighting on skype, Zach and I started side-skyping about why they kept this going after so long

by Patrick Awesome August 21, 2010

Ex-skype-ted

Excited to talk on skype.

Wow, I'm so ex-skype-ted to talk to you. eeeee!

by babybel cheese September 11, 2011

Fun Skype

Were you and a partner exchange showing yourself. Can be played as a game.

Hey babe when I'm out of town wanna fun Skype?

by Sheendinner January 31, 2012

Game SkypeSpeech

The act of typing or talking in a deliberate manner in a game as to distract a specific target, usually the opponent.

Named after the distraction of Skype calls during gaming.

Gamer 1: "Have you ever seen Holocaust: the movie?"
Gamer 2: "What?"
Gamer 1: "It's a movie that is actually about 2 monkeys of the holocaust."
Gamer 2: That sounds like this other movie I saw, It had to do with two-"
*Our forces, are under attack*
Gamer 2: Aww shit, you just used Game SkypeSpeech on me.
Gamer 1: Yeah, and I won bitch!

by Flamegeyser March 23, 2013