by OilBpil April 05, 2019
A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 03, 2019
Aubree Simon is the prettiest girl to ever exist, she’s funny and bad at math and has a couple friends. Very social and she loves being around people.
by AnonymousPerson01 September 24, 2021
by Doctor whale July 25, 2021
For example: bro your being Simon worley
by Doctor whale July 25, 2021
Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.
Friend 2: was a simon crocetta
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.
Friend 2: was a simon crocetta
by nalahpesoj June 22, 2021
1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.
2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
Example:
2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
Example:
Bro 1: "My knees hurt."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
by Wilma333 May 02, 2010