Thanks Shanks

When you wanna say thank you in the coolest way possible.
You say Thanks Shanks!
Believe me, your social status will go way up when you start using that term ;)
Oh and if someone says it to you..
You gotta say
Welcome Shmelcom ;)
Thats just how it goes.

Terry: Yo Jen i just found out the party is starting at 9 sharp ;)
Jen: Good to know! Thanks Shanks ;)
Terry: Welcome Shmelcome.

by JenGoneau January 3, 2009

shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick

it would hurt to get shank wanked.

by Ice September 8, 2003

University Shank.

A Popular term coined after a fatal stabbing of a student at University High school, in Central Florida. The term University Shank is usually used in a joking manner between friends. The Term is used in conjunction with a Jabbing motion, to indicate the stabbing.

Friend 1 Dude you were so blazed last night, you made a fool of yourself
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )
Friend 1 Dude thats no funny, a kid got killed
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )

by meaninglessblob November 26, 2006

Shank a skank

To stab a grosty beeotch with an improvised object other than a knife. Such objects may include pencils, forks, nigger knives, (ECT.)

Person 1: What a grosty beeoch!
Person 2: Yeah, seriously, Shank a skank!

by A pimp named Kyle January 9, 2009

sugar shank

To mix up a double batch of kool-aid.

When one packet of kool-aid isn't enough so you mix another batch in with the one you had already made.

"Yo last night I made a weak batch of kool-aid, so i sugar shank (ed) that bitch."

by Andrew Eaton November 8, 2006

Coon Shank

A homemade knife used for stabbing/shanking/generally deterring African-Americans.

Most are used as an insurance weapon, carried by white people in case they get jacked/jumped/beat-up/shot by a black person.

I used a pointy stick as a coon shank at that basketball game.

by Will.I.Am2121 June 17, 2010

Get shanked

getting stabbed/owned. Usually yelled in a violent manner. Can be assoiciated with almost anything related to or in associated with hitting or wacking.(no homo)

GET SHANKED MOFO
dude chill out

by freakyfresh123 August 24, 2009