Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

by very hot man January 10, 2020

Shaking hands with the devil

The unfortunate act when a cigarette gets stuck to your lips & you try to remove cigarette from your lips but instead slide your fingers down to the cherry & and shake your hand in pain.

Your fingers doin ok bro, I saw you shaking hands with the devil and it looked brutal

by Benjiblueyes April 12, 2020

sharingan_visuals

Sharingan_visuals is an editor from india he mostly edits Naruto and he is an android editor

Sharingan_visuals is an editor from india he mostly edits Naruto and he is an android editor

by Deathsuki June 12, 2020

Shaking off the anchovy

Similar to spanking the monkey, waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Claus! Stop Shaking off the anchovy, kids are in the room!!!"

by InfinityMan October 24, 2020

shavington

A place for chavs and slags alike to roam freely, intertwined with each other both physically and metiforicaly

-Where can I go to shag
-Shavington

by LolXD 123 February 25, 2021

Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.

My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"

by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021

Shabingus

The word is said to announce one's boner

Shabingus

by Anthofan June 23, 2021