self-brainwashing

Extricating certain words, thoughts, beliefs, and expectations from one's brain and replacing them with other words, thoughts, beliefs, and/or expectations by writing them, reading them, recording them, playing them back, thinking about them and practicing them.

Reading numerous self-help books I realized that my beliefs and expectations were injected into me in various ways by different people since I was a child. Gradually, I realized that I could replace the negative words, thoughts, beliefs, and expectations with correct and better ones. I call that process self-brainwashing.

by but for May 7, 2018

self-dater

Common in gay relationships, when the two guys dating look nearly identical.

Oh god look at those self-daters, it's so narcissistic.

by j0ry December 16, 2008

self yelp

The practice of writing unbelievably good reviews about your own business to get more customers

Despite Stevies' self yelping the business remained slow

by animom June 30, 2010

self-shifter

Car with automatic transmission

I'd get a Mercedes CLS but its only available as a self-shifter now

by towel405 December 25, 2010

self dunner

Any tattoo, body piercing, body art, or sharpie writing on a persons body that is so unruly and pathetic looking that it had to have been done in a drunken rage by themself

Me - yo look at that wackass tat!!

Dale - yeah man those are some fuckin self dunners or some shit

Me - Self Dunners!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by francois April 28, 2005

Self-gay

The act of sucking one's own dick or pleasuring your own anal cavity.

"I'm tired of not getting my dick blown , so I'm going to suck myself off".

"Yo bro, that shit is self-gay".

by Chuchinkuchu August 18, 2017

Self machine

Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.

Most people are just self machines.

by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011