Scrubbing the Pizza

1) The state of being at the epitome of suckage.

2) Generally being awful, terrible, bad etc. at anything.

Paul: Dude, you are so totally scrubbing the pizza right now.

Chad: I know. I just got my sorry ass killed like 10 times in a row.

by Donneroo October 21, 2010

get scrubbed

When something unfortunate happens but it's hilarious. Such as someone falling or doing something clumsy.

Bob: "Did you hear that he forgot to clear his cache?"

Gordon: "Get scrubbed bro."

by brosidius June 6, 2016

finger scrub

When a couple is smoothly travelling to second base but the woman is afraid that she will contract AIDS so she forces her partner to have a good old finger scrub before proceeding

"Dude, did you make it to second base last night?"
"Yeah man, but she made me get a finger scrub beforehand"
"Oh, those damn finger scrubs!"

by Big lez mate January 7, 2016

Scrub squirrel

A hoe that’s always trying to hop on that healthcare hero dick.

I saw that hoe in the stairwell with Dr. Crawford, she’s definitely a scrub squirrel.

by CallMeCrawdaddy January 23, 2021

Scrub Mommy

When Scrub Daddy got a little too kinky and went a little too hard with the spanking and choking.

"harder scrub daddy," moaned Scrub Mommy

"more more more," screamed scrub mommy

"Let's make a Scrub Baby," whispered Scrub Mommy sedicktively

by Scrub Mommy Scrub Daddy October 24, 2019

scrub bunny

A Scrub Bunny is a someone (most often women) who chases those in the medical profession; most common being Doctors.

"Don't bother asking Melissa out, she's a Scrub Bunny, and only likes med students."

by CloverQuips August 28, 2014

banana scrub

the act of an Asian giving a hand job. when the male ejaculates she takes the cum and puts it on the sponge and washes herself with the cum sponge.

"yo dude m GF gave me a banana scrub last night"

by matt and ryan69 December 18, 2011