splash screen 

The first page of a web site that introduces the user to the content of the page and contains a single link. The index.

Also refers to the loading page of a program or OS.

The link opened up to the splash screen of a pornographic web site. The page was covered in pictures of naked women to grab the viewers' attention, and contained a single enter link.

As the program was loading, the company's logo appeared above the loading bar.

splash screen by Hobbit Meat April 11, 2007

Wide Screen High Definition Wall 

America’s Iron Curtain, the wall of infotainment that prevents Americans from getting the information most important to their daily lives. The consolidated mainstream media eclipsing free speech with commercial speech.

Corporate greed and the Right Wing agenda have been served by confining America behind a Wide Screen High Definition Wall.

Wide Screen High Definition Wall by Tony Hale May 12, 2008

blue screen of death 

A screen that appears on all versions of Windows when the system has an error so bad it has to shut down. The error text is displayed as DOS text on a blue background, hence the name. Versions before XP were notorious for giving this screen VERY frequently, though later versions were progressively more stable. XP and Vista users generally don't get this unless:
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.

I started up Windows 95 and got the Blue Screen of Death before I even logged in!

blue screen of death by aewfdsewrtg February 1, 2009

Blue Screen 

The act of getting blackout drunk in which you lose all control and your body must reset. Similar to that of an iPhone after being damaged.

James: hey joe, where's Kevin?
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.

Blue Screen by _Marv_ April 25, 2016

The Screen Savers 

A show on former techtv that has been ruined by the firing of all the remaining cast members exept Kevin.

Did you watch TSS last night?

Fuck no! I'd rather eat donkey shit for 48 hours straight!

The Screen Savers by KillaKev November 25, 2004

Blue screen 

A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.

I just got Blue Screened!

Blue screen by Chris February 2, 2003

main screen turn on 

Part of the Zero Wing videogame intro. Also see all your base.

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.

main screen turn on by Kander October 27, 2003