internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011

non-scone

This term is used by the people of the Six Nations reservation in Ontario, Canada. It refers to people who are not native, or in this case not 'scones' (Scone being a colloquial term used amongst Native Americans to describe themselves)

A: Look at her
B: "who?"
A: The non-scone

by Charmaine Tyler February 15, 2012

stay stoned

most of the time when you look inside of your dad's old yearbook you will see stay stoned at least once. It basically just means to keep smoking that good good and have a great summer

Son: What does stay stoned, and stay boned mean?
Dad: Don't worry you'll learn about it one day.

by Queen793 January 24, 2017

Stuper stoned

So stubidly HIGH that the only way to describe your feeling is to say it as fast as possible. So. Super. Stupid high. ALL IN ONE ! Score! Asnore! Zzzz

Super stoned what the f*** do you put in the s*** cuz I'm stupid and I'm stoned stuper stoned is for the elders.

by Stuper stoned June 7, 2019

Nut scone

When you nut in a ice cream cone and give it too a gay

Haha I just nut sconed joe by Matthew h

by Matt nugg September 29, 2021

oh get no scoped

1.a phrase said in a short sound clip commonly used in MLG montages

2.commonly used in MLG media and in MLG montages to signify you got no scoped

oh get no scoped!

by so dank December 6, 2016

surf and stoned

1. Surf And Stoned is a Hawaii Big Island based enterprise. Cannabis for Dummies TM authors, Surf And Stoned Brand, Ayahuasca Paradise Ministries, Hawaii Justice Collation Policy Institute, and Big Island Patient Grow Collective. Started by Brandon Evans and Connor McRaven. Founded 2017/2018 with investors funding from HSBC the name Surf And Stoned and the logo are pending trademark. Surfandstoned.com is the companies website.

2. Surf And Stoned is the action of surfing while stoned.

3. Surf And Stoned is a place.

Surf and stoned is the best smoke shop, vape shop, and brand in Hawaii; and the 1st seed to sale cannabis indusrty leader.

by AlohaBro December 12, 2017